考績評語背後的意義

最近要忙Performance Review 

苦於一些評語不知該如何下 

總不能老是good job來 good job去的吧！

Google了一下找到一篇比較好笑的 

是告訴你評語背後的真實意義…哈! 

Employee Performance Review terms  

... and what they REALLY mean 

Average Employee....................Not Too Bright 

Exceptionally Well Qualified........Made No Major Blunders Yet 

Active Socially.....................Drinks a Lot 

Character above Reproach............Still One Step Ahead Of the Law 

Quick Thinking......................Offers Plausible Excuses 

Careful Thinker.....................Won't Make a Decision 

Plans for Advancement...............Buys Drinks for All the Boys 

Aggressive..........................Obnoxious 

Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs........Gets Someone Else To Do It 

Expresses Themselves Well...........Speaks English 

Meticulous Attention to Detail......A Nit Picker 

Has Leadership Qualities............Is Tall or Has A Loud Voice 

Exceptionally Good Judgement........Lucky 

Keen Sense of Humour................Knows a Lot of Dirty Jokes 

Career Minded.......................Back Stabber 

Of Great Value to the Organization..Gets To Work on Time 

Relaxed Attitude....................Sleeps At Desk 

Work Is First Priority..............Too Ugly To Get A Date 

Independent Worker..................Nobody Knows What He/She Does 

Great Presentation Skills...........Able To Bullshit 

Good Communication Skills...........Spends Lots of Time on Phone 

Loyal...............................Can't Get a Job Anywhere Else 

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